Where are those Dates from Hell?

I have a chapter in my book called Dates from Hell. They are submissions from friends and fans who wanted to share their most unique, horrifying, astounding, and weird dates.
It's time to add to the collection. I'm planning a new book aptly named Dates from Hell that will include the best of your submissions. So get your thinking caps on, network with your friends and send me you stories. I'll just need your real name and address plus your e-mail address. I will never reveal who you are, other than signing the story "Amy from Ames, Ia."
The winners get printed in my book and you will get an autographed first edition of the book free of charge.
Thank you.